CASTING

SEEKING:

SARAH: Late 20s/Early 30s, Female, any ethnicity. Sarcastic, dry, and just generally over it with very big hair. Sarah is Nate’s best friend. Must have comic chops.

BEARDED BARMAN: 40s, Male. Cool suburban dad vibes. Several short scenes.

JAN: Male, 30s, White. The most German-looking German teacher ever. Speaks thickly accented English.

MAX: Male, 25, any ethnicity. Rotund, awkward. Nate’s classmate in German class. MUST BE ABLE TO LEARN ONE LINE IN GERMAN.

CLAUDIA: Female, 30s, deadpan. Nate’s classmate in German class. MUST BE ABLE TO LEARN ONE LINE IN GERMAN.

MAGDA: Female, 70s-90s to play 90s. Holocaust survivor, Seymour’s wife, uses a cane.

SEYMOUR: Male, 70s-90s to play 90’s. Holocaust survivor, Magda’s husband, uses a walker. 

RABBI: Male, 50s. Modern orthodox rabbi. 

CONDUCTOR: Any gender. Conductor of Amtrak/Metro North train going from Manhattan to Westchester.

RANDOM HOOKUP: Male. Hot, shirtless, and stoned. We see him standing behind SARAH when she answers the video intercom in the middle of hooking up.

AIDE: Any gender, 20s-40s. Beleaguered nursing home aide trying to maintain order in chaotic circumstances. 

ELDERLY MAN 1: Male, 60s-90s. Resident of retirement community trying to enjoy a game of croquet. 

ELDERLY MAN 2: Male, 60s-90s. Resident of retirement community trying to enjoy a game of croquet. 

WALKER LADY 1: Female, 60s-90s. Resident of retirement community having fun racing her walker.

WALKER LADY 2: Female, 60s-90s. Resident of retirement community having fun racing her walker.

OLD LADY 1: Female, 60s-90s. Resident of retirement community knitting.

OLD LADY 2: Female, 60s-90s. Resident of retirement community knitting.

COFFEE SHOP OWNER: 60s, any gender. Smiling, pleasant.

SHLOMO: Male, 60s-70s. Resident of retirement community who loves to disobey the rules around golfing in public spaces. GOLFING EXPERIENCE A PLUS.

HOTEL CLERK: 40’s, any gender. Judgmental.

INSTRUCTIONS:

Please send email to info@storymillentertainment.com indicating your interest in auditioning. Be sure to include your role(s) preference, and you will be sent a side/s for your audition.

Submit your finished self-tape to HRBCasting@gmail.com. Email subject line should read “Submission for the role of ROLE (Your First and Last Name).”

DEADLINE FOR SUBMISSION: SUNDAY, OCTOBER 27, 2024